Umbongo Funny ukuseta i isimo. Positive ukusetha mood

Uncumo ngezifundo mood okulungileyo zithandwa nje kuphela eshukumayo nomculo. Kuyinto efanelekileyo kubomi bemihla ngemihla, ngokuba baninzi wancuma.

Iingcali zengqondo kwi mood

Ekuqaleni, amanye amagama kakhulu ngokubanzi, ngoko eli nqaku lula kwaye kumnandi. Intliziyo bezifo intliziyo - iisayikholojisti eVedic emveli, enye - ngazwi linye unyanzelisa ukubaluleka uburharha okulungileyo ebomini bomntu.

Xa bengqondo, kukho nkqu umkhwa yonke omtsha obizwa "felichitizm", ngamanye amazwi, inzululwazi ulonwabo. Iinzame umlinganiselo ulonwabo, ukuba nilibhale, ukufumana iiresiphi zakhe musa kungakhokelela nantoni kodwa omnye isiqinisekiso ukubaluleka kokuba bonwabe.

Le ngoma odumileyo ukususela ebuntwaneni kwakufanele kakhulu wathi "uncumo uya luyenze zonke" - kwaye ngokwenene, ulonwabo kuthelekelelwe ngokwangaphandle ndincume, waza watsala nabanye kumnini wayo.

Impembelelo isimo kwimpilo

Akuyomfuneko ukuba ukukhokela data impikiswano bengqondo ezinye iindlela zonxibelelwano kunye bacinga iindidi izifo, ukuze ukungqina ukubaluleka isimo esihle. Kwanele ukuba ukhumbule luvo elungileyo ukusuka kwiziko lezempilo lesithili, nto leyo usoloko ucebisa izigulane ukuba ukuthobela oomoya elungileyo yaye sinethemba lokuba ilungileyo ukuba unyango luncedo.

Kukho kwakhona ubungqina lwenzululwazi ngolwalamano lomsebenzi ezithile izifo umsebenzi, umzekelo, amagosa aphezulu kakhulu amathuba okuba sigula zizigulo sentliziyo, abasebenzi zemizimba zokunyanzeliswa komthetho - izifo phecana zesisu, ootitshala - ukuphazamiseka engqondweni ethukile. Ekuqaleni ezi ubudlelwane, ezinengqondo ezisekelwe yokuphila abameli zezi nkalo, kunjalo, yaye ntshikilelo udlala indima ebalulekileyo apha, kwaye negative - nganye ngendlela yaso.

Ewe, nezinto esizibonayo sakhe akayi kuyenza: abantu babenethemba, kwaye banobuhlobo kakhulu bagule kakhulu yaye ngokubanzi uzive ngcono.

Indlela yokukhulisa isimo sakho?

Ekuqukumbeleni inxalenye enkulu lesincoko, unako ukunika iindlela ezimbalwa ukuphucula isimo sakho:

• yokunxibelelana umntu ezimnandi kwaye kulula;
• abuke comedy okuthandayo okanye funny iividiyo kwezilwanyana;
• ukudlala abantwana - risible akhuthazayo;
• ukufunda bhalo okanye imibongo funny;
• ukumamela intetho le uHorace.

Kuyinto lubonakale ngokuziphakamisa isimo indima ekhokelayo edlalwa liSebe eli lizwi, akunjalo?

10 amanqaku malunga uncumo

Amacandelo uburharha emihle ayifani ngamazwi kuphela, kodwa ukunyaniseka bevuya binzana. Nazi ezinye iinyani ezinika umdla malunga uncumo:

• oko siyasulela;
• Kuyinto credible;
• Itsala abanye;
• abafazi "bakha" uncumo, amadoda - amabali ahlekisayo;
• Uncumo ibangela uvelwano;
• ukuhleka ngokusebenzisa iinyembezi - ukuba twatse kwi zomzimba;
• ukuhleka - yinto endorphin enamandla;
• Funny ehleka ndawonye;
• uncumo real ngamazwi ngomlomo, namehlo;
• satellites uncumo ngokunyanisekileyo - "iinyawo unomyayi wakhe".

mood Good kuvezwa kunye neekhathuni

Salt Amahlaya - amagama okuvuselela isimo sakho. Kakade ke ekupheleni movie, yaye abaphulaphuli yonke ukuhleka futhi uphinde yakho namabinzana ozithandayo. Masikhumbule ezinye pearl:

• "Ngoko ke ukhulisa kum."
• "Baphi umtshutshisi? Apho phambi uNapoleon elele."
• "Ndifuna ukuba geza, bangasezwa ngendebe yekofu."
• "Semon Semenych ..."
• "Kutheni na waya - siye ziwile."
• "Mna ulwimi-esile libotshelelwe ukususela ebuntwaneni:. Ndicinga njengokuba ndicinga, mna ndithetha nje ndithi"
• "Mna logopef intetho fefektov okulungisa."

Ngubani na ongazaziyo ibinzana odumileyo, ebangela encumile?

Nakubhalwa for yonke iminyaka yobudala: e iikhathuni, kakhulu, baphila amagama ezimaphiko okuvuselela isimo sakho:

• "Mna sele emsebenzini udiniwe, I ngokulambisa babe namandla ukubukela TV."
• "Umsebenzi Joint - ukuze inzuzo yam - kwenza."
• "Siye na ukuba nakweyiphi of Tahiti, yaye bondlekile."
• "Kulungile, yiza, ukuba Shaw."

Kwanele ukufunda - kunye uncumo ebusweni bakhe ifiphale - pozitivchik ukuseta i mood!

Positive on kwenkampani

Corporative - fangled fyabo eycharov ekucamngceni kubasebenzi nezizathu pogrustnevshih engaphezulu. Eholideyini kufanele kube mnandi, kwaye yobambiswano kungekho ngaphandle.

Created iziganeko Isimo yonke, iindima bahambisa, amagama, nesinxibo ahleliweyo ke, imibongo funny - njengokuba ngaphandle kwabo?

Nazi ezinye edume:

Ukususela umsebenzi amahashe kufa,

Kulungile, I - i ihashe ongafiyo!

Ilizwi umthetheli:

Ukuba ihamba kakuhle ukusebenza
Kwaye ke inzuzo yokukhula,
Oku kuthetha ukuba umqeshi yethu -
into Ilungelo ukuyenza.

Okanye ikhadi ukusuka entlokweni ilawulwe:

Ingaba usebenzela zibe sixhenxe;

Musa ukufika emva kwexesha;

Soloko uncuma zonke;

Yintoni na yalila kunye nawo;

Akukho mntu ngalowo.

umbongo Funny ukuphakamisa isimo umqeshi, kwaye bonke abasebenzi:

Asibona sycophants,
Kodwa nokuba sithanda Sneak:
Inkokeli Yethu namandla -
Isono ukuba badumise!

umbongo Funny ukuba onwabe

Ngamanye amaxesha italente - ukubhala funny. Ilf kuphela Petrov inkosi, kwaye kukho iingcali ezifana ngexesha lethu. Nceda ibaluleke ubunzulu beengcinga ndincumeze:

Ukuba andithanga njalo

Ngoko uthobekile, yaye unyanisekile, yaye eli lizwe, yaye kuthi gqi,

Bendiya kuba oh, bendiya kuba oh,

Endikuthandayo, eh.

Kwaye nje umbongo encinane okuhle:

Ukuba ubomi unilukuhlayo -
Musani ukuba buhlungu, musani kuba nomsindo na,
Ngosuku wobumnyama - uzithobe:
A imini emnandi, bakholelwa, uya kuza!
Heart uhlala elizayo.
Okwangoku buthuntu? - konke nangoko, bonke baya kuthi,
Oko kuza kwenzeka, kuya kuba mnandi!

Pozitivchik ukubeka mood

Funny - abasingqongileyo. Enye ethnographers abadumileyo ezingqonge uburharha yaba uMikhail Zadornov - igama omashini ngokungathi ngabom. Ekwazile kubona kwaye uve funny, njengoko bathi, "kwi-spot".

Umzekelo, ad:

"Kuthatha abasebenzi ababini abafuna ukusebenza, endaweni ka-2, abangazange bafune ukusebenza."

A umtya kokufumana okutya: "herring ozalwa nayo."

Funny okwenzekayo kwezopolitiko. Loo nto iphephandaba crazy kwiminyaka embalwa eyadlulayo: "wonyulo 2008: ukugcina yokundwendwela eli lizwe Fihla kamakhulu wakhe!"

Abe italente ekhethekileyo babedla abafundi ukuba babhale ezincwadini zabo, nekhuthazayo nje kuphela ootitshala, kodwa zonke iindwendwe lamaphepha Internet.

Ethi ngayo idayari yakhe: "Ebudeni bekhefu ndakhwela phezu kodonga kumgangatho 4!"

Ukukhangela umsebenzi yokubhala: "upr.43 Ucinga ntoni phi, Andrew?" Impendulo: "Ngomhla kwithala".

Blog iphetshana 21/12/2012: "yonke Iklasi elinde ukuphela kwehlabathi."

Chudyat kids,

Amakhwenkwe kunye namantombazana.

Indlela ukutsala intombazana?

Zengqondo bathi abafazi baqonde nemvo uburharha umntu: ukwakha uluhlu iimpawu ezibalulekileyo zivela kwi iimpawu eziphezulu ezintlanu kakhulu adingekayo.

Umbongo ukuba onwabe intombazana - eyona ndlela ukukholisa kuye. Female uthanda nezincomo kungekho ngaphantsi kunamadoda, kwaye ukusuka bacule laudatory ukuze kuzukiswe imo yazo ngokuqinisekileyo ibe ngcono.

Ungathumela yakhe umbongo encinane, SMS, kwaye amalungiselelo ikhadi stylish ngamazwi ngokusuk 'imbeko yakhe. Kwaye nkqu mantombazana wayeyoliswa kakhulu, xa ebizwa ngalo igama nedilesi siyavuyisana obhalisiweyo.

Zingathunyelwa umbongo mobile-kwisitanza:

Musani ukuba buhlungu, kodwa Ulibengezelele,
Kwaye akukho nto ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo.
Ngaba yonke eninzi - Ndiyazi!
Ndikukhumbula kangaka!

Ngubani le amantombazana nenqaba kusasa a SMS-ku?

Okanye nantsi umbongo funny ukucwangcisa i mood:

Kusasa andiyi kudla isidlo kuba ndicinga ngawe. Emini andiyi kudla isidlo sasemini - ndicinga ngawe. Ngokuhlwa, andinayo isidlo - ndicinga ngawe. I musa ukulala ebusuku - sidle UFUNA!

Qinisekisa ukuba mbongo ukuba onwabe kakhulu isixhobo intombazana!

limericks funny

Kakade ke, lo uburharha kuzo zonke ebudaleni bakhe; into umfundi funny, umntu omdala kuya ndincume kuphela, yaye vice versa. Noko ke, kukho umbongo opholileyo ukuseta imo, ethi "smile" nawuphi, kwaye ethandwa kakhulu phakathi couplets fun-abathanda ukuba:

Yegor waphendula sifundo -
utitshala pal waphela!
Ukusuka kwaso
Mfundisi zingqondweni.

Kwi computer kwi umdlalo
Denis ukuba agqibe kusasa.
Xa iibhodi zesikolo Denis,
Kanye computer, yena "wayixhoma".

imihobe emifutshane Popular ukuseta mood kuphela izifundo zesikolo, kodwa ke imveliso:

Owu, rabotka usebenza,
Owu, liwuthuthumbisa:
Ngowe-ofisi yakhe ugxunyekwe,
Zinjengonomgogwana egadini!

Owu, umsebenzi, usebenza,
Best Friend:
yonke imini siya ndawonye abantu,
Kanye ehasheni kunye cinch!

Ncuma: amabali ahlekisayo

Kodwa ngami kakhulu sisoloko amabali yobomi: kids chudyat, abadala chudyat. Hlekisa abantu imihobe emifutshane kuphela ukucwangcisa mood, kodwa iprozi: bazenze eyodwa amabali ezahlukeneyo malunga blondes elihle ehleli emva kwevili. Nanku omnye amabali abaliswayo yi ngawakhe.

Emva kokuba kulindeleke ukuba sidinwe de kwakulungiswa ihashe lakhe, kodwa eli xesha ukuya istudiyo kumkhupha ebomvu "Lexus" kunye isondo. Ngaphaya sondo intombazana udumo ukusuka yathandwa namhlanje.

Guys kwisikhululo kunjalo abo amakhosikazi awo kwaye balungisa nakwisiqingatha ngokuqhula wabuza pump wheel ntoni. Intombazana, ngaphandle kokuthandabuza iliso, kwakhona wabuza: "Yintoni na?"

La makhwenkwe bajongana: "Air kunye bathanda izinto ezahlukeneyo, kukho ipesika, nestrawberry."

Zonke izikhululo beneendlebe sele osenyongweni nondandihleka, bahlabeka, kunye incoko iyaqhubeka. Ntombi ngomoya ikhankanya ixabiso, yaye inkosi, njengoko okuthanda ubhenca ngeendleko engange 800 for drive 4-wheel. Kuyabonakala ukuba, evumelana iindleko kuba uyalela umoya zizitrobheri.

AmaNgqina kule ingxoxo evuthayo ngenkankulu ebambe umva ukuhleka, yaye hayi withstanding, ndiziqhawule uyabahleka: picture hilarious ukuze ubone yonke imihla. Intombazana, akabanga embi kwaye ngaphandle nesithunzi ngoncumo, linda de kuya ukumpompa ivili amaqunube esimnandi, yena ebala imali kunye iseyile kude ngokukhuselekileyo. Abantu musa nje ehleka - ekhala.

Eli bali waqhubeka xa emva kweentsuku ezimbalwa kufutshane istudiyo wayeka ebomvu eqhelekileyo "Lexus", endaphuma kuyo ngaphandle umalume unzulu. Xa wabuza lowo ndatyhala ivili kulo matshini kweentsuku ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, kwathi cwaka eyayimxinile yena eludongeni: apha Kwathi, mini lokubalwa, yaye ngoku liya kuqala disassembly. Kodwa wayengenandawo ukuya, kwaye umnini beza phambili kwaye baqinisekisa ukuba amavili kwi imoto sokumpompa apha.

A guy washo kunokuba ezimpontshelwa up amavili emotweni yakhe, umfazi wakhe, yaye nini neentloni guys baqinisekisa ukuba umoya istrawberry kunye wenza oko kulindeleke akukho namnye - wakhupha isipha imali wenyusa umnini iwaka engange of SRT.

Kwathi kanti, umyeni wakhe wayengekho nomsindo, kodwa kunokuba whinnying iintsuku eziliqela kunye adventure fun bonke abahlobo umfazi babo. Xa amandla lokuhleka ayisekho, wagqiba ukuza, ndiyabulela kuwe kuba mnandi nokukhuthaza iingcibi wasisebenzisa ngokwezimali.

Kwaye nantsi enye ibali elincinane avtoserii "Sergey Viktorovich ukuze kakubi lwama ukuba imoto wathi kuye:". Siyathandini ' "

Yamkelekile ithandwa enkulu kunye nembali ubomi bentsapho. Abantu elibukhali uye waphawula ipateni apha:

Ukuba indoda idibana umfazi wayo, "hayi", ngoko ke umbuzo bekukho into efana: "Koda kube nini na nangoku uza ukubukela football" Ukuba indoda unoxanduva emfazini wakhe: "Njengokuba unqwenela" - ngoko ke, lo mbuzo into efana: "Ngaba Ndenza amagqabantshintshi-orenji?" Ukuba indoda idibana umfazi wakhe "ewe", mhlawumbi wabuza: "Ngaba ondiphulaphulayo !!?"

Kwaye ekugqibeleni, amanye amagqabaza okuqonda Zadornov:

• abantu bethu kuphela, ezinqumla kwendlela kwi ukukhanya elibomvu, unako ligilwe phantsi umhambi ngeenyawo ebaleka.
• Musa umbe ummelwane umhadi, okanye usebenzisa njengokuba umsele.

Ekugqibeleni, ngqo kwi sifundo: Ukuba ufuna ukuba ngamaxesha onke imo elungileyo, funda ukonwabela umvuzo - akwazuza, kodwa nice.

Yiba mood elungileyo!