"Umnqathe ngendlela entsha": script nolwalathiso bonke

Kuba iiholide ezahlukeneyo kunye nabahlobo okanye emsebenzini ungathanda ukuba aququzelele yonke ukwenzela ukuba iqela eninzi kwaye uya kukhunjulwa ixesha elide emhlabeni. Esinye sezisombululo kakhulu kulo mthendeleko zokusingatha a skits ezincinane.

Ukuba awunayo amava ekuqhubeni imisebenzi enjalo, ungakwazi ukuthatha njengesiseko ngumntu wasentsomini mncinane - "umnqathe" kwaye yenze intlekisa yokwenene "umnqathe ngendlela entsha." It uyazi yonke meko, abalinganiswa lukhulu, kodwa amazwi kunganzima ukuba bafundiswe. Izenzo yabalinganiswa ngokwenene ekhethiweyo kwisenzo kakhulu uxanduva. Njengoko bonke azivale off?

Inyathelo lokuqala ukwahlula amaqhekeza ubhale izikhokelo ngomlinganiswa ngamnye.

Repka. Kuya kuba lincinane!

Mkhulu. Ibisifikele sakhe!

UMakhulu. Bamba abathandekayo!

Umzukulu. Musa ukwenza wokudla ihlelo.

Bug. Le nyama akuxelwa.

Murka. Mna ndingelilo ityala, uye kufika.

Mouse. Hey, Uhnem!

Kuba bengafuni kuya kuba kuhle ukuba incwadi ngale ngantsomi. Nangona apho kuza kuboniswa "umnqathe ngendlela entsha", script kanye okubhaliweyo ephambili eziqhelekileyo ngayo. Ukongeza, emagxeni enu, ukuba abe ngumlawuli, ubuxoki omnye umngeni - ukuba abe ngomnye abalinganiswa abaphambili, oko kukuthi, umbalisi. Ngoko kuyimfuneko ukuba ibali kunye ibinzana ukuze ulifunde ngokuvakalayo kathathu. Kwakhona, kufuneka ufunde ngaphezulu nakanye, kungekhona kuye ngokwakhe, kodwa izihlandlo ezithathu kwaye usoloko elikhulu. Ngoko ke, ngaphandle kwaye iqaphela, uya ukhumbule yonke into yaye musa ukubhidanisa abaphulaphuli.

Ngoku ke kufuneka ukuba bacinge malunga iimpahla abalinganiswa. Ungaya ngeendlela ezimbini. Indlela elula yokwenza iminqwazi kancinane iphepha, ezifana ngabapeyinti apho ukubhala igama ngalinye abalinganiswa. Xa elinye icala, ukuya ukhetho zamasiko kuya kufuneka uye ngakumbi ngokucokisekileyo. Zama Stock phezu iimaski, imisila, iitshefu, ngexesha angaya iibhatyi, blouses, iminqwazi, oko kukuthi yonke into efunekayo ukuze ukudala nomfanekiso.

Noba khetho umdla, kodwa isuti ngokomelela uya reincarnate umdlali, ngcono. Kwindlela yokusebenza mbono kusoloko kuxhomekeke, ubuncinane isiqingatha umsebenzi! Kwaye i orange ijezi Röpke abaphulaphuli ezakuwakhumbula ixesha elide. Kwakhona kubalulekile ukuthatha unabo, apho script sentsomi "umnqathe" iya kubhalwa ngokupheleleyo.

Musa ukuba wonqena kwaye ubhale phantsi lokuqala, nantoni na ocinga ukuba kuyimfuneko ngalinye yabalinganiswa. Ngononophelo kuqokelela zonke kwipropu musa ukulibala ukuba imini zokusebenza ndibuthabathe naye. Unakho ukulungiselela ezi njongo bakhetha abancedisi zakhe umntu kwizalamane okanye osebenza nabo. Loo mntu uza kuba umncedisi wakho.

Ke kaloku, ngokuba zokuqhelisela - oko, njengokuba enjalo, ayiyi kubakho. yonke Indawo udlalwa ngaphandle ukulungiselelwa.

Ngoko ke, obhale umnqathe.

Ukuze ababukeli uhamba ukubalisa kunye namabali yombhalo ezandleni zabo.

Ukuxoxa. Zindwendwe ezibekekileyo! Ndifuna ukunikela kuwe umdlalo omtsha, bonke ngokumangalisayo! Ukuba bathathe inxaxheba umcele ukuba angene omnye namagorha!

On kwisigaba zokwexeshana kukho umntu omnye. Lo mlinganiswa bokuqala - Repka.

Mabali (ukuba loo mntu). Ngoku ndicela ukuba ukhethe izazi zivela abaphulaphuli apha.

Repka uthatha ukuba ibakala umlinganiswa elandelayo - Gramps.

Mabali (Dedkov). bubulumko omnye umsebenzi: kuyimfuneko phakathi amantombazana abaphulaphuli kukukhetha kakhulu sizingise.

2 Le hero ithatha ukuya eqongeni, njengoko sele baqonda makhulu.

Umbalisi (headstock). Ngoku kuyimfuneko ukumema eqongeni eyona medi nobuganga obukwanjalo.

Ugogo umema umzukulwana.

Umbalisi (umzukulwana). Kwaye kufuneka ufumane amadoda endlu.

Ngoko ke nxaxheba umdlalo kuzisa ukuya kwinqanaba le Zhuchka elizayo.

Mabali (fire). Uninzi zezoqoqosho ukukhetha eyona medi silk.

Ngoku eqongeni bazise ikati.

Mabali (Cat). Ngoku kufuneka ukuba ukhethe le ndoda inamandla eholweni.

Ngaloo ekhethiweyo mouse.

Ukuxoxa. Apha phambi kwakho, ababukeli abathandekayo, amaqhawe tale "umnqathe ngendlela entsha." I-script ayikho ilula, kubalulekile ukuba ufunde onke amagama kunye notshintsho.

Assistant okanye ngokwakho ukuhambisa iisuti. Amagcisa banxibe kanye phambi kwiholo, nabani na unako ukubanceda.

Ukuxoxa. Attention bonke abaculi! Ndiza kuba sentsomi, kwaye undincede. Kamsinya nje ndithi igama, ngoko nangoko amazwi akhe athi. Masizame. UTatomkhulu ndatyala ...

Mkhulu. Ibisifikele sakhe!

Ukuxoxa. Umnqathe!

Repka. Kuya kuba lincinane!

Ukuxoxa. Lakhula enkulu, a rap omkhulu!

Repka. Kuya kuba lincinane!

Ukuxoxa. Baba Santa ...

Mkhulu. Ibisifikele sakhe!

Ukuxoxa. Umnqathe!

Repka. Kuya kuba lincinane!

Yiloo igama hero-nxaxheba ngamnye acengceleze imigca zabo. Ungacela ngamnye kubo uthi phambi tale amagama iintsomi njenge Amazing. Ngexesha ukufunda kuya kufuneka inkxaso umnqathe beqonga 'ngendlela entsha. " I-script lonke ixesha hlalani phambi kwamehlo abo. Maxa wambi, ngexesha obalulekileyo, ungenza umlibale amazwi zilula.

Ngoko ke, nge bali abantwana elula ukuba angenza nasiphi na umbhiyozo usapho okanye isiganeko lweziko alibaleke. Ingakumbi ngenxa yokuba bebaninzi kangaka nje uzama ukubonisa italente yobugcisa, nokuba weqonga encinane engahlawulwayo.