Uhlaziyo malunga nokukhulelwa social network

Ilindele ukuzala - urhulumente isimanga, izele imvakalelo. Ngoko ke, lo mfazi yena nosapho kunye nabahlobo bakhe, Kakade ke, kufuneka zibekwe malunga nesimo ukukhulelwa networks zabo zentlalo. Ezi be uyakwazi ukuveza indlela yokuziphatha umdla, ozikhethayo kunye kukutshintshatshintsha engaqhelekanga oko xa intliziyo yomntwana.

be funny malunga nokukhulelwa

Kakade ke, ngaphandle uburharha naphi na. Ngoko uqaphele be zilandelayo, ukuba qiniseka ukuba bakwazi ukufumana indawo yayo kumaphepha "In Touch", "abafundi" kunye nezinye iisayithi zokuncokola.

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umhlobo wam waqala ukululama,

Kwaye imini yonke esofeni emfu-,

Kwakhona lokulwa isisu.

Bonke ngokuba abantwana abancinane ekhaya apho.

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Nditya herring nge itshokolethi,

Aspic ijeli,

Borsch nge ikhekhe,

Cookies nge isithombo,

ngenxa esiswini

Mna nomntwana.

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Umntu usenokuthi ukuba mna engaqhelekanga.

Andazi nto ndifuna.

Mna ukumphendula, hayi, ukuba,

ufuna nje iqebengwana

I woyigalela sausage,

Apple kunye nezo yomile;

Kwaye jam, itshizi,

Ukuze incasa kwabonakala nice.

Musani ukuzicingela ukuba zimbi,

Nje eziphilayo imvuthuluka zam isisu.

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Wacela umyeni wakhe ikeyiki,

Ukuze ukuba azive ebuhlungu.

Ke kaloku, akubon 'ukuba evenkileni,

Ndifuna ukuba ikhaphetshu.

Kwaye ngoko ndifuna ukwenza herring,

izinti Sweet, Medco.

Lonke ixesha unothanda,

Ngenxa abathandekayo uyazi

Yintoni Ndilinde ukuba usana.

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Xa abafazi abakhulelweyo, ezithandwa zahlukile.

Ukususela Umnqweno iinyembezi sweet aqabele.

Kwaye ngeli thuba evenkileni, sele kufuneka-orenji.

Baby ancume ziyalela kum, uze ke ohleli relishes.

Uhlaziyo malunga nokukhulelwa: elihle, ezele iimvakalelo

Kakade ke, amabhinqa kuphuphuma kwisikhundla iimvakalelo. Ngoko ke, ngamanye amaxesha kuyimfuneko kakhulu ukukhangela be malunga nokukhulelwa, ukusuka apho navernetsya zirhwiqilize; yaye baqonde ngokupheleleyo imeko yabo. Qaphela khetho zilandelayo. Deep nenentsingiselo malunga nobume ukukhulelwa:

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Ilinde umqondiso, andiyi kakubi ngokwabo.

Ndiya kudla nantoni na luncedo,

Ukuphulaphula umculo enomtsalane.

Ukuba bafunda zonke iincwadi kunye namaphephancwadi,

Abo apho ubhale ngayo abantwana.

Kwaye ke ndiza kuhlala ngokuzola kwaye umamele krovinushku kuye.

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Zonke iisayithi Ndabagqala,

Ndafunda kwimibongo zabo,

Tales wafunda,

Iingoma oluvakalisa umphefumlo.

Kwaye ngoku ndiza kuhlala, ukucula,

Kwaye baby, Ndilinde.

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I musa ukunxiba fashionably,

Njengoko kwakunye zesisu bekhululekile,

Ngenxa yabemi balo,

ibiza kakhulu.

Ngoko ke ngeke icinezelwe indlu yakhe,

Akukho gum, akukho imixwayo,

Vprygnu ngesinxibo undershirts

Kwaye ndiye ukuba uhambe cwaka.

vesi Malunga ukhulelwe

Kakade ke, malunga nemeko yokukhulelwa - "ukulinda ukuba ummangaliso", ayikho nje amazwi mfutshane okanye yiRhymed. Kunokwenzeka ngale ndawo yonke umbongo ukuvakalisa.

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I yatsibela isisu umlenze wam.

Oh, kwaye ufuna ukuqhuba le Umlenze endleleni.

Kodwa xa uhleli kum, il unyana intombi

Ngamanye amaxesha, wawela nam izingqisho imini nochek.

Apho, esiswini efudumeleyo, kwaye kube ngokucacileyo,

Xa umama akafuni kulala;

I uthande mzuzu zonke,

Nangona kunjalo kukodwa,

indalo ozithandayo Indlu kaThixo on Earth.

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Nangona engaqhelekanga maxa wambi, abasetyhini abakhulelweyo,

Kodwa le ngokungaqheleki ayiselayo livela phezulu, mhlawumbi.

Loo ububi akazange uqaphele, ukukhusela luvo.

Kwaye xa pipsqueak livela, ingxelo epheleleyo ngokwayo wabanika.

Wonder Woman kunye nokuziphatha kwabo vesi

Kukho be malunga nokukhulelwa rhabaxa okanye peppercorn. Nabo, kakhulu, kufuneka sinikele ingqalelo.

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Namhlanje Ndathenga uvavanyo,

Kwaye ebomvu wokuthi-tip ipeni,

I ukuzoba ndimfuduka mbini,

Ukuze ufihle uloyiko.

Makhe anikele isandla,

Utshatile iya kubabiza.

Kwaye ke umtshakazi omhle

Biza.

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Namhlanje ndivuke ekuseni,

Peregladila kwakhona

Zonke amanabukeni, undershirts,

Umandlalo yayiza engasaboni.

Kwakhona kukubethwa zonke iimpahla,

I khangela izinto zokubopha,

Ngenxa yokuba kungekudala kakhulu,

Ndibona chips zam.

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Iintlawuliso ziye zanda, inyanga,

Wena ucinga uhambo?

Ewe, phantse ekunene,

Kodwa uhambo ekufuneka I:

Amanabukeni, usula, pipettes,

Iibhotile, pacifiers, izilayidi, yimpango,

Imvulophu, cream, umgubo, isosara,

Owu, ukuba andizange siyaphepha,

Musa ukulibala yonke into ngaloo kuluhlu,

Xa ndisiya esibhedlele.

Kwaye, malunga nobume ukukhulelwa, zokulindela iintlanganiso ezininzi nakwiimvakalelo ibe mfutshane.

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Waya esibhedlele, ndizobuya umama.

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Namhlanje, mna lalungisa iphakheji eza kunika esibhedlele itikiti.

Amanabukeni, ukucupha, pacifiers, yimpango, iimpahla kunjalo kunye neelekese ngokwabo.

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Kungekudala ukuba phantsi kwiifestile umyeni wam ukuhamba, unina, uyise noninakhulu, naye,

Ngokuba ukukhanya mna ndomchasa lowo ibiza kakhulu ubomi wonke umntu.

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Uyadika, buthuntu, ubomi obungabangeli mdla, uya kungekudala kuba phezu,

Nguwe kuphela ubambe.

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Small, cute isiqhuma cute kancinane,

Andazi, ntombi yam ehleli il nonyana apho.

Kodwa ke ndiziva ethambileyo, umzimba ithenda,

Ngubani na owaziyo apho ukuya.

Imizwa yakho kunye nokwabelana ngamava akho. Ayisentle kwaye yenyama.