Wamazinyo ngosuku

Isithethe yokubhiyoza USuku lwaBantu abaKhubazekileyo lwaMazwe wamazinyo waya kwilizwe lethu hayi kudala. Kuyinto Kusenokwenzeka ukuba abaninzi nkqu ukuba kukho loo iholide yobungcali. Cela ashishinayo yokuqala, "Xa wamazinyo imini" Ngokuqinisekileyo, abantu neentloni kwaye akakwazi ukuphendula ngqo. Kwaye oko okukhathaza kakhulu.

Ngapha koko, uyakwazi ukuphila ubomi yaye awusoze wasebenza uphando lolwaphulo okanye zange ebomini bam ukuba basebenzise iinkonzo Aeroflot. Kodwa asizange ngenisa ofisi amazinyo - oko kungenzeka neze. Ngoko ke, ngamnye kufuneka bazi ukuba 9 Februwari ihlabathi liphela ibhiyozela iiholide lobungcali kumagqirha ezenza ngoncumo lethu elihle.

Kwaye kutheni imini wamazinyo isigqibo sokubhiyozela kuyo yonke loo ndawo nge-9 Februwari? Ukuze uphendule lo mbuzo simele sijonge imbali yale holide. Kubonakala, imini Februwari 9 kwaye enye imini le nkolo engcwele neApoloni. Ngokutsho ilivo, le njengengcwele, owayephila BC ngenkulungwane yesithathu, wahlukunyezwa ngokuba ukukholwa kuKristu. Februwari 9 it itshiswe. Iimpawu Enkulu ingqalelo nezifinyiso kunye amazinyo. Kukholelwa ukuba igama neApoloni, uthethe ngokuvakalayo, uyakwazi bawubuyise isigulana ukusuka lizinyo. Njengokuba kude njengokuba oku kuyinyaniso - hayi wokusilawula.

Phela, kufuneka kuqwalaselwe ukuba ngexesha kumbiwa e Pakistan, abembi bezinto zakudala baye bafumana umntu uhlala kweminyaka engama-7000, nto leyo kwi imihlathi le mingxuma ezenziwe ngesandla kwabantu. Ezi ziphumo zibonisa ukuba umsebenzi wamazinyo wazalwa ixesha elide eyadlulayo. Ngoko njani umntu alithandabuzeki elokuba ukuvela umbhiyozo enjalo, njengoko imini wamazinyo, wayengekho ngenxa ukubaluleka kunye midala ukwenza lo msebenzi?

Njengayo nayiphi na iholide zobungcali, olu suku lubhiyozelwa kwi emsebenzini. Amaxesha amaninzi, emva komsebenzi, iikliniki abasebenzi okanye ezinye izibonelelo zonyango amalungiselelo i "lokuzalwa" "skits" funny, apho oogqirha bamazinyo ukunika izipho yokuqala. Uyakwazi idini meko elincinane ukuba corporate loo mntu.

Qala usuku kunye wamazinyo ahlekisayo intetho "mummers" wamazinyo. Le ndima ingena umsebenzi yokwakha enkulu ezandleni zakhe kufuneka ibe ngokumba ezinkulu ga kulo. ungakwazi ukuthatha utsalo ugwali ukwandisa isiphumo. "Mummers" ngethuba ukufunda omnye wakhe, ukuba enze "luloyiko" ubuso. Ungaquka kule ndawo ngokuthi "meme", wayechaza luloyiko, bengcangcazela ngenxa yokoyika isigulane

Ngaphandle imilo kunye hlakalo, kunye

Hlala lonke lokulinda.

Akukho mfuneko bangxole buhle,

Ke kaloku musani ukuyenza ukunceda lokugcuma kwam.

Ngubani ke kuqala? Thatha, darling!

A isitulo ukwenyuka ngesibindi,

Cwaka razzyav umlomo wakho.

Yiza, khangela fun ngaphezulu!

Ukukhetha umlomo wakhe, ukuba naziphi na izigqibo,

emlonyeni wango you!

Imingxuma zonke Ndiza ukuvala phezulu ...

Musa ndothuke, musa ukuba sicaca!

Kohli wayeza kuba ukutya iilekese ngaphantsi,

Ewe, badla uyichole brush,

I akavuma ukubaphulaphula namhlanje, umsindo,

Yaye ukulisebenzisa yangqungqa eqongeni.

Okanye elele elunxwemeni b isisu phezulu,

B wayekuthanda indalo lihle,

I ziphathwe ukuya ivatala ivuthiwe ...

Musa ukuba tinkered apha mna nawe!

Kodwa - ntoni kwenziwe kulungile!

Tsala wena ndawonye, uthandaze - uThixo abe nawe!

Kufuneka mna ukuba ungubani.

On iqhekeza lesonka ... kunye ikroyu.

Emva kokuba intetho, "wamazinyo" -artist nga ngokwenene ukunika wamazinyo izixhobo zakho. Kweli nqanaba, i-nkqubo kunye nabanye abasebenzi kunye neminikelo yazo. Kaloku, xa izipho ibe yokuqala. Umzekelo, kusenokuba super-mega-ibrashi. Kakade ke, isipho loo waqonda kuphela lona njengesikhumbuzo. Ngoko ke, kubalulekile ukuba imini ugqirha wamazinyo pha vracha "wokuzalwa" kunye izinto eziyimfuneko.

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