Imifanekiso fun lomtshato - halala kubazali abatsha

Ngoku ngokuya eyenziwa skits ukuba umtshato, ezihlekisayo, isigqebelo, kodwa uyafundisa kakhulu. Bangakwazi iqheliselwe ngocoselelo, silungiselwe abamenyiweyo, kodwa unako idlalwe uchaze, ukufundwa yi umbhali wesicatshulwa.

Imifanekiso fun lomtshato - isipho esivela iindwendwe

Kufana zonke miniatures mfutshane. Ingakumbi zithandwa imiboniso lomtshato, funny kunye buhlungu kancinane malunga nendlela Tiffany-in-mthetho zizama ukuba ukungenelela kubomi abatsha. Umzekelo woko "icebiso uMama kaThixo." Akukho nxaxheba ezininzi, ngoko ukusebenza ixesha elide akuthethi ukuba uqeqesho.

"Icebiso kaMama" i-thumbnail, uMthetho I

Abalinganiswa: umfazi oselula (umzekelo, Tanya), iqabane oselula (umzekelo, ithambo), toscha e-mthetho. Ukuya imifanekiso zomtshato kunye funny Funny, ucinga iimpahla ladies abadala: make umyalelo zasemaphandleni anti toscha - molodyascheysya lady ubudala ncam. UTanya ihamba iqabane emsebenzini:

Sandwich kaThixo, uPatty ... (ukukhuph kuye iphakheji nesidlo sakusasa)

Ntle, sithandwa sam!

Ndiya kulindela kuwe, umhlobo wam!

Kaloku, nesivuno esihle, sithandwa sam!

Yena uyahamba ze lilandele unina Tanya ngendlela umnqwazi kunye iintsiba omangalisayo, wakhangela, ajike neentshukumo intloko yakhe ngokuzisola:

- Intombi yam, olunjani Yazi?

Ufana nomntu Zinjengonomgogwana!

Ibhityileyo, njenge umoya ...

Uzilungise isikhumba ...

Tanya:

- Kulungile, konke malunga Kulungile!

Kufuneka kuphela ukuba aphuthume ...

Ngomso holide kunye nabahlobo -

I kufuneka banxibe up.

Nxiba ukukhetha ukundinceda?

Ngoko ke, olunjani kunxiba? (Tanya encothula ke iingubo yangasese kwaye isebenza kuye, ekhangela esipilini).

unina:

- Indlela ukunxiba ukuba ungakwazi?

Akukho kakhulu khangela!

Apho amathambo yesazela kuphela!

Akuzange kuwe ekupheleni!

Bekuya kusala ngcono kuwe kuphela

Njengoko eboniswe uyise!

Tanya:

- Mama, kwanele ukugawula -

Ndidiniwe konke oku!

Umyeni sifanele ukuthandana -

Nantsi ke, emva konke, ishishini ...

Umama Grīns:

- Kaloku, siqhubeke sihamba

Kule amadlavu endala shishiga!

Ukwazisa ukuba ukunxiba,

Kanye isithsaba, nomxokelelwane idyokhwe! (Snorts umama kunye amagqabi, funa ukumbakraza ucango)

Kostya wabuya emsebenzini:

- Sthandwa, ungathini?

icebiso lam - Khawuleza!

UTanya (okubuhlungu):

- Nope ilokhwe - yonke into entsha ...

Le umgubo, ubomi! (Laliphosa ilokhwe esitulweni, ubuso bakhe ngezandla ikhala)

Oku kuquka ku-mthetho - amathambo kunina:

- Loluphi uhlobo imbambano nokulwa apho?

Kum kuni nonke greetings!

Inkosikazi ungonwabanga?

UNyana, undilinde ubuhlungu:

Neuhozhen wena nebhulukhwe ...

Apho kukho Tanya izandla ???

Yena uhleli ekhaya imini yonke -

Ibonisa ebonakala ??? (Costa uhlola ngokwalo amaqashiso, ukuyilahla ikrwaqula umkakhe)

Kostya:

- UTanya, kufuneka ukuba uhlambe b ...

Kwaye ukususa indlu ... (Mother unqwale kunokuba)

Umama uxela inyaniso;

Njalo ubuhlungu

Head ... Musa ngathi!

Ngokukhawuleza vuka!

Tanya:

- Naphi andiyi kuhamba!

Kulungile ukuba uMama ndiye! (Ugxeke ucango kunye namagqabi. Kostya uhlala phantsi, yena esitsala intloko nezandla begubha emagxeni akhe).

umbhali:

- Oko loo ilishwa ...

Kwaye Bonke baye ezahlukeneyo.

Le ndawo isenzo yesibini ukuze umtshato

Funny-ababili uninakhulu makuhambe kweqonga kwaye kwakhona idlale ndawo ngaphambi kokufika nomama Tanya. Amazwi akhe ezahlukeneyo:

- Intombi yam, sithandwa sam, hello! (Ilenze kuyo, ucinga)

Nditshatile akulolize!

Khangela, buddy, mkhulu! (Isebenza ukuya kwenye kwa-)

Le ilokhwe - omkhulu nje!

UTanya amange umama esidleleni, igumbi uqala ujikeleza ekungqungqeni, afaka unina ngubo ekhethiweyo.

Kostya ibandakanya:

- Sine iindwendwe! Hayi indlela mna! (Ukuphuzana emhlathini nonina yomfazi wakhe)

Iti ndathatha itshokolethi!

UTanya, ngaba ukulungele,

Mama, iti Nceda ngokwakho! (Mother-uyitha iti)

Oku kuquka ku-mthetho:

- Njengoko Ndafika ekuhambeni kwexesha!

UTanya, akwenzele okulungileyo!

Owu, amalengalenga ezihlambulukileyo!

Oko kungenxa yokuba ulonwabo - intombi hayi! (In-mthetho uhlala ecaleni lokudibanisa abantu, Kostya uyitha iti kwaye icace phandle Tania zonke ukuqhwatywa kwezandla zabo baya Young ukutyelela, ohlanganisa ukwangana wacula ingoma: .. "Xa sasibancinci").

Ezo zinto, Sithi halala kwi emtshatweni zidla abhekiswe kubazali abatsha. Ba efundisayo kunokuba isigqebelo.