Scene malunga omama. Ngumbhalo emfihlekweni ahlekisayo ngoSuku uMama

NgoSuku Women okanye uSuku looMama kufuneka ngokwenene ngesiganeko funny ngayo oomama. Kufuneka ibe elungileyo, funny kunye Ichukumisa kancinane. Emva umboniso malunga oomama kubonisa nobomi. Kwaye ngumama nokukhulisa izinto ezininzi kufuneka sikhangele enoburharha, kuba kungenjalo abazali nje musa ziphile.

kwiholo umhombiso

Kuba Day Women kunye Usuku looMama zidla kumaziko ukubamba mibhiyozo. Kubaluleke kakhulu phambi kokuba abangapha hombisa kakuhle eholweni. Ungasebenzisa iibhaluni, iintyatyambo iphepha elikhulu, amaphephandaba eludongeni, umi.

Ifoto Ithala lemifanekiso "Umama wethu njengomntwana" kusenokuba sisiqalo kolu khuphiswano. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, phantsi imifanekiso kufuneka ziyasivumela ukuba abantwana ukuba kubhaliwe kwathiwa, ogama unina kuthinjwa. Kufutshane ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka ukuba idatha yabo. Oku kuya kunceda chola ophumeleleyo UPawulos iziphumo olu khuphiswano.

Kids esithi "Ekubeni ilori emlilweni!"

skits funny malunga unina unokusekelwa izicatshulwa intetho abantwana. Bona zicwangciswa ngendlela "yibhanki kwiSabi" somzali nganye, kufuneka nje zizame kwimemori, okanye uvule kwidayari apho waqokelela amabinzana abantwana ahlekisa ngayo. rhoqo bakha isiseko anecdotes. Umzekelo, umzobo emfutshane kakhulu malunga oomama inokuba ezinjalo.

"Nyana, mna entle?" - uyabuza umama, kukuqhayisa phambi esipilini. "Ewe, Mama ... - kuhleba breathy umntwana nomdlandla. - ungathanda nje ilori umlilo "!

amazwi zabantwana. "Uphi na Dinosaurs?"

Okanye mhlawumbi nkqu isimo malunga oomama.

Umntwana ebona ibhayisikili awazithwalela ummelwane yesitalato ntombazana. Ntombi ochukumisa ivili lokuqhuba, ukuzama bawo uphondo. Andule ukucela uhlaziywe: "Mama, kumaxesha amandulo, xa bekukuncinane, waba ibhayisekile nawe?" Umama okubuhlungu uphendula athi: "Hayi, nyana, ndoba ndingophathiswe ubuhle enjalo akunjalo, ngelishwa ..." - "Ewe, kangangexesha elide ukuba. Kwaye ke Dinosaurs, ngoko ke ubuncinane ke kwakukho? "

Scene "omama ezintathu"

Kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba pick up on ndawo holide bantwana malunga omama kunye oomakhulu, nto leyo ebonisa yabazali uthando, inkathalo. Le nto ingena kanye lo mthetho uyilwayo. imizobo abantwana zesihobe xa kudlalwa ngamanye amaxesha kunye inxaxheba ephambili okanye umbhali. Kukwakho indima umakhulu, unina kunye uTanya. Ngoko ke, le ndawo ezifanele oomakhulu kunye noomama.

amazwi umbhali:

UTanya wahlala phantsi ukudlala ngokuhlwa.

Unopopi wavuka - kunokuba ukulala naye!

Wabuza umbuzo apha Tanya (Tanya amagama):

"Yintoni na, ntombi, wawuxhoma impumlo yakhe?

Kwakhona Ndandidlala imini yonke, noko amnye ebantwini,

Kwaye ngenene benqaba isidlo?

Njengoko ndiyimfe, ntombi yam, nawe!

Kungekudala uya kuba ngathi umdlalo, zingcakacile!

Thobela umama udinga nokuspina!

Oko kwakho, ubusi, iti kunye khekhe! "

amazwi umbhali:

Umama Tanya weza kusebenza.

UTanya wabuza (unina kwegama):

"Njani, ntombi yam, na?

Kwakhona Ndandidlala imini yonke, noko amnye ebantwini,

Kwaye ngenene benqaba isidlo?

Njengoko ndiyimfe, ntombi yam, nawe!

Kungekudala uya kuba ngathi umdlalo, zingcakacile!

Thobela umama udinga nokuspina!

Oko kwakho, ubusi, iti kunye khekhe! "

amazwi umbhali:

Apha uninakhulu - nomama kamama yam - weza.

Kunye nomama yena Tanya wathi (amazwi umakhulu wam):

"Intombi yam, ukhangela udinwe kakhulu ...

Mhlawumbi ungadli imini yonke, udiniwe?

Esikolweni, emsebenzini, kanti noko amnye ebantwini!

Kwabuya kwabakho kwasemini namhlanje?

Njengoko ndiyimfe, ntombi yam, nawe!

Kungekudala uya kuba ngathi umdlalo, zingcakacile!

Thobela umama udinga nokuspina!

Oko kwakho, ubusi, iti kunye khekhe! "

amazwi umbhali:

oomama ezintathu, iintombi ezintathu lokuhlala kwigumbi lokutyela

oomama ezintathu iintombi look yokuhlambalaza.

Akukho lula, akukho lula ukuba oomama,

Kohl intombi zinenkani!

Scene malunga nonyana wakhe kunye nomama

elamkeleke kakuhle abaphulaphuli skits funny malunga kumama wam kunye nabantwana abadala. Ngapha koko, abazali basoloko becinga abantwana babo abantwana. Sele ibe ndawo zakudala, "Mama nonyana Umlawuli yesikolo". Inxaxheba kulo ezimbini.

Umama uvuka ngonyana: "Ixesha ukufumana phezulu, kodwa ke kwakhona, kakhulu emva kwexesha! Vuka, nyana wam, bonke abantwana abaye esikolweni, "Nyana:" Kulungile, nesiqingatha seyure, Mama! Mna ndiyafa esi sikolo! "-" Ngoko ke, nyana, wena awukwazi! School - ukuba umsebenzi wenu! "-" Musa ufuna! Maslov uya kubuya bemthandele emdaka ukuze bamphose! "-" Ndingathanda ukuya esikolweni! "-" Musani ukuya! Ivan Petrovich kum niggles, lonke ixesha ekhangela iimpazamo! "-" Pick Kwanele. Vuka, lazybones! "-" Ke mna Filippov emva ulwimi obonisa nazo zonke iintlobo lweziqhulo! "-" Ke ngoku? Esi sikolo kusadingeka khona! Nguwe umlawuli! "

Scene "akukho luthi, mhlawumbi ..."

indawo Mfutshane oomama nabantwana lusoloko lusekwe phezu iziganeko ngokwenene. Ngokufuthi amabali funny zithathwa "inqwaba" kwaye replayed kwi abantwana ngeeholide. Umzekelo, nantsi isiqephu mhlawumbi ndihleke zonke iindwendwe kunye nabaphulaphuli.

Umama usika iitapile kunye intombazana ubalisa ibali, kunye nentombi yam edla apho.

"Kwaye yena waya Little Red Riding Hood emahlathini ugogo. emihle Rui! Lenza yaye wadibana ingcuka hina. Wena ke ukuhlafuna, hlafuna ngcono! Enta le ntombazana wabalekela indlu enguronta kuqala wabaginya ugogo. Uza ukuhlafuna okanye hayi? Emva koko ke intombazana akuginyileyo. Rui, ndithi kuni, ukuba prozhovyvay ngcono! Kodwa ke edlula abazingeli wabona ingcuka, wakrazula ukuvula isisu sakhe. Kakuhle ukutya prozhovyvay, kangangoko uthethe! Kwaye ke uninakhulu ephila ukubaleka kunye nomzukulwana wakhe ... "

Ntombi wabeka amacephe wema waza wathi: "! Yabona, bonke ngenxa yokuba umama zange baphulaphule yaye akazange ukutya prozhovyval ngokufanelekileyo"

Scene "Apho idayari?"

It ongabotshwa kwiziganeko umxholo yeholide sungula ku oomama, izifundo zesikolo. Kwakhona athathwa ubomi benene. Umzekelo, edla umboniso koomama nabantwana lu dityanisiwe a iimvavanyo uvavanyo.

"Nyana, lento kwi computer kwakhona anxibe ibhulukwe lakhe? Ke ukuhlala bengazazi "-! Libhekisela umama elivisayo. "Kulungile, nina ngasemva, ookhokho! Ikhompyutha - ukuba kaThixo inkqubela! umntu omnye kuphela siyakuqwalaselwa yenkcubeko iphuhliswe namhlanje, ngubani Iyakwazi le ndlela! Kwaye mna - nje umntu, cultured, advanced abafundileyo "-! Sihlangene elivisayo nekratshi.

"Kulungile, khawundenzele idayari yakho, wena wethu zenkcubeko abafundileyo!" - musa ukunikezela nomama wam. "Uphi na yena?" - kubuza le nkwenkwe, andifuni phezulu esuka kwikhompyutha. "Mhlawumbi, xa ibrifkheyisi yakho!"

UNyana ithume- kwingxowa esikolweni kodwa ifumana nto. "Akakho apho! On lokukhangela, kuyabonakala ukuba kudlule "-! Ke guy uxanduva kwaye uzama kwakhona ukuba ahlale computer. Unina ususa, ahlala kwaye ecofa i mouse, ukukhangela into.

"Mama, ngoku lonke ayiphange kum, ndingalahli!" - kuyakhwazwa kucaca umfundi. "Wena, uSonny, sele kulahlekile! Khangela, lo idayari yakho elektroniki, kwaye utitshala itshekhi akasusi! Kwaye kuyo sibona ... ezimbini kwi-Russian kunye nenani izibalo! Ewe, kwaye loo nto nemisebenzi emininzi umva ... Ngoko uvale umdlalo yakho uze ufumane ukusebenza! Ikhompyutha - ukuba kaThixo inkqubela! umntu omnye kuphela siyakuqwalaselwa yenkcubeko iphuhliswe namhlanje, ngubani Iyakwazi le ndlela, "- ephinda amazwi, unyana kamama wam ithowuni logonyamelo.

UNyana olurhexe intloko yakhe ematshekile. "Njani? A Vovk wathi nje ukuba ufihle idayari kunye ukhwele ... Ewe, kuya kuba nzima ukuhlala kunye nabazali babo, abakuqondayo iikhompyutha! Owu, le inkqubela! Ndibona kubhetele ikhompyutha waqhekeza! "

Scene, "Mama-ungumdlali"

Ntombi ehleli computer. umama ifakiwe.

"Docha, makhe iifoto kwi" abafundi "vsunu!"

Yena emathidala unika indlela. Umama olahla isipha kweefoto, vula i drive kwaye izama ukufumana ukuba babambelele. Ntombi uyahleka: "Mama, Nenza ntoni na! Yini na ukuba siqoshelise kulo eshicilelweyo drive imifanekiso! "-" Yaye yintoni na kuyimfuneko? "-" Oku kwenziwa nge-elektroniki! Apho flash drive? "-" Yinto encinane na, ngathi kumcinga? "-" Kulungile, ewe, phezu lula! Kwaye kufuneka ufake kuqala isiza! Yintoni igama lakho? "-" Ngubani na? "-" Igama lomsebenzisi, Mama! Kaloku, lo gama ikhowudi, ebhalwe ngoonobumba Latin ukuba apha - intombi ibonisa unina. - bhala Apha password yakho! "-" A-ah-ah! Ngoku, jika umke! "Le ntombazana bayityekisela, umama ukuthantamisa ukukhwezela kwi izitshixo, ibhekisela iphepha. Ntombi wendiza ephuma endlwini, enikina intloko yakhe - loo nto kuba abanye "ezidengileyo" umama wakhe!

It ugxeke umnyango. Umama headphone nokufuna ekhawulezayo kwi keyboard uqalisa ukunxibelelana nge-Skype: "It paracetamol! Imihla, ungathini? Ntombi washiya iiyure ezimbini esinazo stock! Isiqalo! Yiza, ngokudlulisela Lowo-Eyed Mockingbird ekhohlo kwaye ndiza kukubasela ngasekunene! Tsiba entabeni! Fihla ngaphezulu mqolomba! Ayikwazi ungaboni? Arrow Hi! Kwakhona Wena yakhulula emsebenzini? Yiza, ukuze uqhagamshelwe ekunene, ukuba uya ekunene ... Bang! Kwenziwe !!! Ha-ha! Siye wathatha up! Senza ukuba spaceport imizuzwana, ezimbini kamva, lo moya ukuya emhlabeni Omervayter! Apho babelindele ukuba Vishera multi-exhobileyo! lazeroidy itanjenti andizilibali? Phambili! "

Scene "usuku nonina"

Nyana uyacula, kwande emgangathweni. Engena kwigumbi umama ngeebhegi ezinkulu. Yena likhangela indawo, kumangaliswa unoloyiko lihlala. "Nyana, kwenzeka ntoni? Ufumene ezimbini "-" Kutheni na isigqibo "-" Kulungile, kutheni ngebhaqo enazithabathayo zokucoca "-" Kanye emgangathweni kwakukho inkunkuma, ngoko ndagqiba ekubeni atshayele "uMama ngulophatha kwithala kwaye esitsala intliziyo ???"! wena wazisula uthuli! Ingaba kufuneka kubiza kumlawuli kwakhona? "-" Hayi, nje ndagqiba ukukunceda, apha wazisula uthuli yonke indawo! "-" Yonke ??? "- unina utyhafile. Nyana uyenza iglasi yamanzi. isiselo Mama, amazinyo. "Mhlawumbi bagxothwa esikolweni? Yintoni inuka kamnandi kangaka? "-" Kubhaliwe asikabi. A ivumba yeetapile okroqiweyo - endimenzele nina. Ubaleka, mhlawumbi "Mama kuwa esihlalweni sakhe, bekhwaza besithi:" Gqirha! Coming Kungekudala! Mhlawumbi nxiba irekhodi kwigumbi labantwana! "

Nyana eya ucingo olukhawulezileyo inani bethi: "Bathi ukuba akukho nto intle ephuma namhla yoomama abayifumani ..." ER "? Thatha mngeni! Ewe, umama, nawe! Kwakhona kuhlasela! "

UMama adonsa uphakamisa intloko yakhe: "Yonke into - nje isipho? - abazibiza nonyana. - Ngomhla imini umama? Yaye ngokuqinisekileyo ingomso liya kuba bonke ubudala? "-" Kulungile, kakade, Mama! I ndiyathembisa! "Unyana bephuzana unina esidleleni, bathelela ngezandla uhambe ekhitshini. Nyana lidlulisela ibhegi.

"Isidlo"

Emva kokuba inkqubo nganye kufuneka isandi umbuliso unina. Isiketshi "Isidlo" iya kuba inguqu ukusuka ikonsathi ukuya iqela iti.

Nyana nentombi ujikeleza ekhitshini yi esitovini. Boy inikeza ukubhaka ikeyiki, yaza yavuka intombazana unyanzelisa, impethu le umhluzi. Abazange ukufikelela kwisivumelwano. Ngenxa yoko, ngakunye kudibanisa iimveliso ukuba ibona kufanelekile.

Nyana kokufunda iresiphi: "Beka yomgubo amaqanda amathathu, ikomityi cream ezimuncu ..." - lusebenzisa isitya esikhulu yokutya aze aqalise kuvusa eziko. Girl kokufunda iresiphi. "Hot ipepile ebomvu pod walala. Yongeza i ya ikonofile, itswele, cilantro "- wongezelela iimveliso zayo ixutywa yonke ngecephe. Ke abantwana babeka isitya babo eziko ulinde.

Nemisesane emnyango, unyana ka-runs ezivulekileyo. Le ntombazana uyaphuma esityeni oveni. Umama eza: "Yintoni na uyenzileyo kum! Sibamba ngazibini inkxalabo yakho! "Intombi yam ezandleni zakhe ipleyiti apho kukho intwana into emnyama. Umama enukisa, winces, kodwa ngobunono iluma ngaphandle isiziba. "Kwaye igama kwesi sidlo emangalisayo?" - umama ngenkankulu ukuba ukuhlafuna, kodwa ngamandla bencumile. wasabela Abantwana choir: omnye kumemeza "ikeyiki", omnye - ", impethu le". Umama unqwale intloko ize ithi: "Mna kwaoko ndacinga. "Kharcho" ikeyiki. Emnandi! "

Ukukhokela emva mifanekiso isixelela iindwendwe: "izitya zethu zilungiselelwe ngale ndlela kanti akunjalo oomama abathandekayo oomakhulu abazange ukuba ngathi kuziva linjani. Wamkelekile wonke etafileni zehlobo! "