Amagama Ukrainian funny namabinzana

amagama funny Ukrainian kwamenza walisila iziqhulo ezininzi, amabalana amafutshane, amabali, kwiintetho, yaye zisoloko uhlobo iMEC ongunaphakade, ubudala ubudala, kodwa hayi ubutshaba embi kakhulu (kunoko, oosinga yayo) phakathi kwe "besusa" kunye "Katsap".

Iincula okusemandleni abo zingaqondwa kakuhle in Ukrainian

Ngolwimi Ukrainian unalo loo anezandi ulwimi: "lokuNgena tsabruk Own, ukuba th peretsabrukarbyvsya". Le gibberish (okwangoku ukuphila tsabruk, owathi ekugqibeleni stsabrukarbilsya) emalisebenze uvavanyo ngenxa Russian, abafuna ukufunda ulwimi Ukrainian. Phinda ngokuchanekileyo (ubuncinane kanye!) - aza kuthetha Ukrainian, akuyi kuphinda - hleka Ukrainian, nangona 'indlebe Russian, "nto funny ukuba uhlobo oluthile" tsabruk peretsabrukarbilsya "ngathi ukuzama ukubiza patter kwamanye "abafundi."

Ayehlasela, kakhulu, ubumnandi akahlali intetho liciko Russian of ngesiUkraine, kodwa okunoneleleyo ebangela amazwi amaninzi funny Ukrainian, uluhlu apho umthamo ixhomekeke kwi "stupenya rozuminnya ukrayinskoyi Ulwimi Society" (ngesidanga ekuqondeni ulwimi Ukrainian).

"Zupynka" kwimfuno

Le meko iqhelekileyo. yokutyela umthengi ufuna ukuhlawula, ubhekisela yiweyitala ngolwimi Ukrainian kunye nesicelo: "Rozrahuyte mene, nokuba weasel" (Bala kum, nceda). kanzima ebusweni umthengi akunakwenzeka ukuba akwazi ukugcina indlela ochwayithileyo le umlungiseleli akuthethi ukuthetha Ukrainian.

Ngaba umntu ukusuka uninitiated ukuza sikhumbule ukuba "potylytsyu pochuhav" lithetha "phina intloko yakhe '? Ke kaloku, akuziva ezi bakuvuyela ntombazana ukukhala: "! Owu, yak garni ugogo" - Kunzima ukucinga ledragonfly.

Nobuchule yokulwa ku "dryuchki" mhlawumbi nzima ngakumbi umlo 'anamathele ". "Hto zabuv Parasolka?" - ke savakala Ukraine kwezothutho zoluntu, kwaye "nerozumiyuschy" encumileyo kwi ilahleko, cinga ngale nto, nje hayi kwi isambuleli. Okanye apho, izithuthi zikawonke-wonke, umqhubi, ayeguqa kuwe, ngembeko bakhumbuze ukuba "zupynka zakho sliduyucha" kwaye kuphela pfumelelana into "elandelayo" Uyazi ukuba yintoni na oza stop.

Ukuba umntu uyavuma nani ngala mazwi: "Wena maete radio" - ngenkalipho smile, kuba yinto ibinzana elithetha "Unyanisile", kunokuba ukusola zaseMelika.

Chudova kapelyuh

Amanye amagama ngolwimi Ukrainian funny ngokuba iingqiqo eziqhelekileyo yaye njengesiqhelo kuba mnandi, ilizwi parodic. bemchukumisa ezininzi amuses igama elithi "shkarpetky", lo gama iikawusi (kwaye oku i "shkarpetky"), akukho namnye esingenakubangela naliphi na imvakalelo ethile (njengokuba rule). Eza kutyelela abahlobo e Ukraine, uyakwazi ukuva isindululo ndambatha slippers, nto leyo izandi Ukrainian ngolu hlobo: "I-axis Kaptsov wenu" (oko slippers zakho). Umntu ujonge kwi ring lakho kwelinye icala, unokuthi: "Garni (entle) isithende" - kwaye ukuba indumiso umnqwazi, uyakuva undincomayo hlobo: "! Chudova kapelyuh"

In epakini phezu kwesitulo uhlala ecaleni kwakho kunye nendoda endala, bayancwina wearily, uthi: "Ledwith doshkandybav". Kusenokwenzeka ukuba weva oko, uya ndincume kunokuba uvelwano, nangona ukuba utatomkhulu wakhe "okumenza doplelsya".

Abaninzi amagama Ukrainian funny kunye wokuguqulela ulwimi Russian izandi ezahlukeneyo ngokupheleleyo, ukulahlekelwa charm yayo, ezifana isimemo sokuba 'bahlale phantsi kunye "endaweni" syademo kunye "(amazwi ingoma).

Ephawula ukuba 's gluzdu zyihaly ", iqela wakho uzama ukuqashisela ukuba apho aqhawuliweyo - uthi na, niyageza.

Xa ebuzwa nini ibhasi elandelayo (esiporweni, ebhasini njalo njalo.), Ndaze ndafumana impendulo, "vzhe nezabarom," musa ukuzama ukufumana phandle apho, uthe "ngokukhawuleza kakhulu."

Thina ukufundisa ulwimi Ukrainian

"Dyvna dytyna!" - Ukrainian uthi, ejonge umntwana wakho. Musa kakubi, lo mfo enkulu yayingenanto ukwenza, ngenxa yokuba "dytyna" - ukuba ungumntwana. intombazana encinane hohlushka sabona intothoviyane ingca, ngovuyo bathi: "Mamo, dyvys, Konyk!"

Ukuba umntu uthe kuqhayisa ukuba wakhelwe ngaphakathi 'HMAROCHOS ", uthabathe loo myalezo nzulu kuba amafu, oko ngokoqobo" amakhadi ilifu ".

Musa ukuthandabuza, ukuba uzimisele ukuya zihlangu phezu kwamalahle avuthayo, uya kuva isikhalo isilumkiso: "! Bezgluzdya" Le nto wena ucinga ntoni, yinto nje "ubudenge".

Ukuva emva ukukhala cwaka lebandla: "Yak vrodliva divchyna!" - musa ukusondela ukuba ukucaphuka okanye bekhubeka, kuba umntu omthandayo nje ubuhle bakho (in Ukrainian - "Like"). Kwelinye icala, ukuba lahlokoma emva uverennnoe "shlondra", ungaphazami, ngenxa yokuba, nakuba ngendlela French, nto leyo eyenza indlela yayo ilizwi, uye wamkelwa kumfazi / intombazana "ayikho nzima kakhulu" yokuziphatha.

"Mna pidskochu Yak-nebud" - ndikuxelele umhlobo omtsha Ukrainian, wathembisa ukuba 'ngandlel' ukubaleka 'kwaye ukutsibela, njengoko ukuze aviwe.

Ukunyanga nabantwana okanye amapere, unesisa Ukrainochka nga ndikulumkise kakubi, ibhekisela ithuba ukuphazamiseka esiswini ngamazwi "... abahlala Shvidka Nastya ne lihlasele '(hayi uhlaselwe ukuzila Nastya). Ndiyavuma ukuba akukho nje kuyoyikisa norhudo nezandi esizaziyo.

Kwaye schogla gnetsya ukuba rypyt

Amazwi kakhulu etyeni Ukrainian zinxulunyaniswa eqhelekileyo ukuba 'indlebe Russian, "kodwa iinguqulelo enobuchwepheshe. Abanye abantwana, umzekelo, bakhetha iilekese "Vedmedyk klyshonogy" kunokuba "Bear Bruin", kakuhle, abafazi bakhetha iilekese "Ukuphuzana" tsukerki "Tsom-Tsom".

"Chain Golden phezu komthi wom-oki (kunye lantsyug igolide phezu kwakhe), kunye imini nobusuku ISAZINZULU cat (kwaye Deng kwaye apho nich whale wucheng kwisiphaluka) nangoku uhamba nge inxitywe (on lantsyugu kruzhlyae tim)". Kuvakala limnandi, amaculo, kodwa ... "ancume".

Wonwaba "Ukrainian Lermontov" xa "... yaye schogla gnetsya rypyt ukuba" nangona ukuba '... yaye bend lwemasti ezize, "akukho nto ayihlekisi.

In Russian in Ukrainian

amagama Ukrainian funny kunye namabinzana badla kuvela yoko, ukuba bathi mncinane, engachananga, yaye ngamanye amaxesha izama ikhuphe ilizwi elibi Russian "indlela Ukrainian." Umzekelo, uyakwazi ukuva intombazana entle nxamnye athandana nayo intetho ethi: "! Ne Fingering, Vasko" Iindlebe abakwazi ukukholwa, kodwa iphetshana nje wayemsulwa ulwimi, ngenxa yokuba wayefuna ukuba athi "ne ukulwa" (musa simhleke, hayi zli). "Ndithi kuni otkrovenno" - ungatsho ndalibala ulwimi lwabo lweenkobe Ukrainian, abangazange ukukhumbula igama elithi "vidverto". Ukususela series efanayo kunye ubuncwane obunjalo: kanhvetka (yum), razgovaryuyte ne, pevytsya (imvumi), acetic (okunencasa), ne naravitsya (musa nje), njalo-njalo ...

amagama Ukrainian e Russian, amabinzana funny gqith namazwi rhoqo "kwi-bag" kunye ulwimi Russian, okanye imvelaphi yamagama Russian ezikhoyo, apho kufanelekileyo, "njengehashe evenkileni."

Umculo ulwimi ngamazwe Odessa slang amaninzi ukuva "amacebo" ezifana: tamochki (ngaphaya), tutochki (ekunene apha), tudoyu (esecaleni kwendlela i), syudoyu (ecaleni kwendlela oku), matzo (kwebala, ukuze azichukumise), tynyatsya (intonga) kunye namanye amabali amaninzi. "Vus UMGIBE?" - uya kucelwa kwezinye sihlandlo kwi Odessa Privoz, uze uzame ukuqashela ukuba kuthetha ukuthini (zeMAS - ngesiHebhere, "yintoni", yaye UMGIBE - a Ukrainian "ephosakeleyo").

Innovation "kwi indlela Ukrainian"

Uluhlu amabinzana kwi udidi, eziquka "ezintsha" igama Ukrainian (funny, transfers into ebaxiweyo), likhula yonke imihla. Oku ikakhulu ibinzana kunye iingqiqo isandi ngokwaneleyo in Ukrainian. Ngoko ke namhlanje uyakwazi ukuva ngu: drabynkova Majdanek (ngezinyuko), drotohid mizhpoverhovy (ikheshi), morzotnyk (efrijini), yemephu (Map) pilosmokt (ikharakhtha), Komora (yokugcina), dryzhar (vibrator), dushets (nitrogen) , lipylo (glue), shtrykavka (isirinji), zhyvchik (ukubetha), rotoznavets (wamazinyo), dribnozhyvets (intsholongwane), Krivulya (ngokugosogoso), zyavysko (nesenzeko), pryskalets (uhlamba), zhivoznavets (sebhayoloji), povy (bandage) , obizhnyk (sheet esa), kunye nabanye.

Funga in Ukrainian

Ukumelana nayo kwindlebe nokuwathuka Ukrainian, kunye nabo wayengekafiki bengayiqondi intsingiselo abanye babo ivakala "ingoma emangalisayo" kwaye unako ukuvelisa nomkhwezeli, Yomelelani uqalekisiwe.

"Yaye ke abahlala Shvydkoi Nasteyu ngoko instal lment tebe ... (eziqhelekileyo unqwenela). A schoby inkaba yalo vylysiv, yak uhlobo poppy stupa ... Kwaye nabahlali zakho Morden namazimba molotyly ... Kwaye Schaub Toby Bulka s impumlo bendivula ... A abahlala tebe vbryknula kubaleka ... kwaye Schaub tebe Kolka skolola ... A Ongendawo abahlala obsily tebe ... kwaye Toby nabahlali kungabangela ngeenyawo uya kuza ... "kunye neminqweno ezininzi, inordinately hlobo nangokunyaniseka.

Pereborschilki

Kwaye ekugqibeleni, ezinye "ezithandwayo", kunqabile bagqitywe, kuquka i pseudo-yokoqobo translation eyakhiwe amazwi ezinye Ukrainian ezo nto konke konke ngokunyanisekileyo abangele nokuhleka. Spalahuyka (stage), zalupivka (ibhabhathane), chahlik nevmyruschy (Bag of Amathambo) , pysunkovy obangela (sex negeza), yayko-spodivayko (iqanda "ngobubele Surprise"), sikovytyskach (juicer), darmovys (neqhina), pisyunets (iketile) , DAC-vidbuvaylo (kuAzazele) gumovy natsyutsyurnik (condom) kunye nabanye.

"Andazi ukuba umphefumlo wam hohlyatskaya okanye Russian. Ndiyazi kuphela ukuba nangayiphi na indlela akayi kunika iinzuzo okanye malorossiyaninu ukuya Russian okanye Russian ukuba malorossiyaninom. Zombini Nature kakhulu ngesisa eyaziyo, nguThixo, yaye, ngokungathi ngenjongo, nganye nganye iqulathe into ayikho enye - umqondiso kwacaca ukuba kufuneka bazalise phezulu omnye komnye "(N. V. Gogol).