Skits funny malunga abafundi KVNov, imibhiyozo kunye Ikonsathi

skits funny malunga abafundi babe nempumelelo phakathi kwabantu abaneminyaka ezahlukeneyo kunye nemfundo - oko le ndlu. Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba abafundi - le zebhola kwi yabantu izinto ezihlekisayo.

Exams - eli xesha linzima

Kakade ke, iingxaki ukuba boyise umfundi ukuphumelela kweli xesha incopho yawo. le Zonke kwaye zibonisa imifanekiso malunga nabafundi, funny impoxo. Ngenxa ukuze usinde, kwezinye iimeko, kuthatha indlela ahlekisayo ukuba isisombululo iingxaki ezininzi.

imifanekiso ezininzi kwi uSuku Student kaThixo funny achaza wasisebenzisa Studios, leyo nomona nayiphi fiction njengephupha.

Ngokomzekelo, omnye umfana oselula ephuma yokuphendula itikiti ngesandla. UNjingalwazi otyhafileyo unqwale intloko yakhe - bathi, iqala. "Tentabednye kunye tentatevitenye Titi", - ithi umfundi ngolwimi lwakhe ijinga ngaphandle. lirhangqwa amehlo Le njingalwazi, "ntoni ??? Phinda, umhlobo wam, nguye lo mbuzo! Yintoni na le Titi ??? "Umfundi uthi, ulwimi ijinga ngaphandle, ibinzana esinamaqhuqhutye Oko kuya kuvakala ngathi le nto:" Uyazi, uNjingalwazi, inja yam yokugqibela ethe walunywa ngokusebenzisa ulwimi "-" Oko kungabi! Njani ukuba kwenzeka ntoni na? "-" Nditya isonka kunye sausage, waza wabaleka elidlulileyo. Ndandifuna kususa ukutya. Ngoku mna elunyiwe ulwimi, njengoko inja - kunye indlebe ulunywe off. Kwaye lo mbuzo: "Centrifugal nemikhosi centripetal '." Professor unikina intloko yakhe, yaye umfundi ngoncedo olubuso nezijekulo uzama ukuba idlulisele kuye impendulo.

I ukuchaza phezu iminwe komyalelo yehlabathi

Ngokubanzi, wachaza episode ayanceda kwingxaki iyelenqe ngenxa interludes ezininzi ezisukela skits ngokuphawulekayo funny. Sela ngayo abafundi nanto hombisa ezincinane, apho MIME Dodger akapheleli kuphela imikhosi centrifugal kwaye centripetal, kodwa ixoxa okuqulethwe "Othello", uchaza icebo atom, inika impendulo yombuzo "Fauna of Australia."

Kungenjalo, ungenza translation, ezithatyathwe kubafundi, ngubani na olaziyo sifundo. Nkqu funny ngakumbi iya kuba ukhetho xa yimidlalo ayiyazi mntu mfana liguqulelwe Professor dolt efanayo, kodwa nentembelo nokulunga kwakhe.

Ngoko aninako ukufika kunyuka nge - kufuneka ukuba kube kanye!

skits funny kulifunda abafundi kukulawula ukuzalwa izibakala ngokwenene. Oku kubizwa ngokuba yi-amabali amafutshane, similise efinyeziweyo. Zininzi izinto funny malunga abafundi kweli bali ngokusekelwe ukungabikho kwemali lo maleko ekuhlaleni, kodwa ke uhlobo ukuxhathisa abantu abatsha, ngeke ngalo mzuzu kunye elizayo, ebanceda "Akukho umphunga" kule nkalo. Umzekelo, iimeko ze esithi "usoloko umfundi olambileyo 'inokuba kakuhle imbewu zikhule apho kunye nemifanekiso ngosuku lomfundi, funny kunye buhlungu kancinane.

Enkantini umfundi mfo uthenga injengeesoseji ezimbini ukuthabatha. Ashinyeneyo othengisayo usebenzisa babenza: "Nantso into entsha ... Wena, uPetros, Uhambe, holide kunye nani?" - "Ewe, Taisiya, inqaku engama ... Ewe, ngaphezulu, nceda, 18 iiplagi!" Nisijonge abafundi ukulinda hero lemini emnyango kwigumbi lokutyela .

Ukuzinikezela kubafundi

imifanekiso funny kukuba yadlalwa kulo mthendeleko umfundi wokuqala, akabaxwa ukugculelwa ubomi esiyimfeketho yabantu abatsha. Kwelinye icala, bona, like, atshicelwe uqikelelo ukugxothwa kwiziko nobomi ubunzima neengxaki ezijongene nakwizibetho zabo. Kodwa kwelinye icala, ngoku umfundi kukho ezinye izinto, "ungcwele" nelithi "oothixo". Ngoko ke, skits ebezihlekisa lwabafundi isiganeko ngandlela ithile ngokusekelwe yokoyika abantu abatsha phambi ofisi, ootitshala umphathi kaThixo engqongqo kunye iimviwo.

Scene "ndandisisigculelo ihlabathi"

Unako ukudlala azahlulele ahlekisayo abafundi, apho unikwa "uMdal". Abafana bahlala kwisangqa, kanye njengoko yenza amaNdiya. Xa iinwele zabo endaweni ngeentsiba ning'ong'oza iipeni neepensile. Ziqhume "ndandisisigculelo zehlabathi", nto leyo uya kwisangqa. Ukuze skits ngayo abafundi, ezihlekisayo, ezele ethile impoxo, abaye baphumelela, kuyimfuneko ukuba anikele ingqalelo ekhethekileyo izixhobo amagcisa: "Abadala osisilumko 'benxibe i-leotards amadolo lwandiswe kwaye wandiqwenga T-shirt kunye slogans funky yaye" abanomnqweno ulutsha "- iisuti namaqhina kunye shirts ezimhlophe.

Aba badala ukuba abafundi abaselula

"Abahlobo bam! Kuwe, uya kuza phezu warpath kunye ukumkanikazi onamandla onke ukhohlakele nenzululwazi yena, amtsale ilizwi lakhe ngubani na oyazileyo ubunzima eli dabi. Khumbula igama likaThixo omkhulu nonamandla onke lomfundi igama Anuni!

Kodwa uyazi, asinawo uthixokazi enamandla ngaphantsi - le patroness kwabafundi egameni Iinkonzo zasimahla ngaxeshanye andilungisele iqabane ofisi Anunaha. Kuye, nobubele kwaye iyingozi, sisondela zonke ebusuku kunye nemithandazo yabo evutha kunye nezicelo lacrimal uncedo yonke imihla.

Anunahu ukunceda bakhe iqela-izalamane, ooThixo ababambele abanye: umzalwana okhaliphileyo kunye nokuzila Nuifigto, udade ezintle Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh kunye Neseychas, uhlobo, umonakalo ngokusisigxina Anunahu umntakwabo-Yasodral, Votvezot, Shporaest. Xa intlungu nenkathazo-mthetho umfundi usoloko bamthuthuzela Anunaha bonke abakunye naye ubuhlobo: Nunesdam, Peresdam kunye Academ.

Rhoqo kwimo imfazwe Anunahom njengoko onamandla onke uthixo-yingqwayingqwayi Dean. Oku akukho isandla lula nge gubyatsya yakhe isiphelo abaninzi babantu bakuthi! Kwaye yena uzama ukuba ndigungxule Anunaha uze uhlawule bakwinkonzo umfundi botanstvo. Kodwa Anuni ukulandelwa bakhe ngamaxesha ogqiba namaqhinga Deanery, nokunganaki, kunye razdolbaystvo ubudala ubudala kuqhubeka ukulawula ezingqondweni abazalwana enkulu obungayi!

Kuhle ukukhumbula ukuba ofisi Dean semfene ukuze ancede abalandeli bakhe, iidemon Nauchruk, iphepha elide, Fail kunye nabanye. sokugxeka ekhethekileyo kunye nenkohlakalo phakathi kwabo ke despot ububi enganelisiyo kunye nomfazi wakhe, Ongendawo Tolkodva.

Yonke imikhosi amnyama kabini ngonyaka bachithe iSabatha, xa amandla abo ufumana amandla amakhulu. Ezi zibizwa ngokuba covens Intlanganiso igama ezoyikekayo. Ngethuba abafundi wokuPhumla emiselweyo ubomi ilungisa, apho kungekho ndawo yokulala, uhambo apho zonke beer bagcine azila ukudla ndizila benyuka kwi dorm window nemazi, ngokunjalo ukuya kuthandaza oothixo elungileyo: Anunahu, onikwa, Nuifigto, Shporaest kunye nabanye.

Nazi izinto eziphambili, abantwana bam, ukuba kufuneka wazi kwaye ukhumbule ngokungenisa le imtyibilizi, ezele ukubandezeleka intuthumbo indlela ... Amen! "